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I just stood in the door way, watching Gilbert just stare into the crib. I got my keys and purse, and made sure everything was where it should be. But knowing Gilbert, everything will be put in different places. "Gil, i'm leaving. I'll be back in an hour ok. Can you live that long?" I said to the albino Prussian and went to the door. I give the entrance to the living room one last glance and opened the door. "I'm leaving. No burning down the house!" I shouted as I walked out and shut the door then locking it.
~le time skip~
It was barely 5 minutes after you left, when the baby started crying. And Gilbert being inexperienced, was freaking ok. "S-stop crying baby! Ze awesome Gilbert is trying to think!", the baby stopped for a second and then started crying again, but louder. "Oh hell! Um, uh, baby! I order you to stop crying!" Gilbert said, the baby just cried. He picked up the baby and started bouncing it. The baby started to calm down a bit, but kept sniffling. Soon, a horrid smell greeted the Albinos nose. "Mein gott! Vat ze hell iz zhat smell?! Oh jesus! And i'm not even Christian!" Gilbert yelled as he held the baby away from him and set it down on the sofa. Gilbert looked around and found the baby bag, then got what was needed. He unfastened the small buttons and saw the atomic bomb. Gilbert rushed to the closet and got a gas mask and went back to the baby. He stood there and started to undo the diaper. "Oh so you are a mini frau huh? Well all the more reason to listen. Vomen can't resist ze awesome- Oh god! Stop spraying damn it!" Gilbert exclaimed as he lifted the baby girl a bit, and got sprayed but the golden shower. The baby cried and his shirt was soaked but he quickly changed her, and used duct tape to fasten the diaper.
After that, he set the baby down and ran upstairs and changed his shirt, he quickly washed his chest and put a new shirt. Gilbert trudged down stairs to the living room. The baby girl crying her eyes out, and screaming loudly. Gilbert did the only thing he could do, he sat in a corner cried like a girly boy. Gilbert sat in the corner, Gilbird flying in circles. The door bell rang and Gilbert shot up and opened it. "Francy pants! I need help with ze baby!" Before Francis could react, Gilbert pulled him in the house and to he living room. "Gilbert, since wen do you 'ave a baby?" Francis asked and picked up the baby, sweat dropping at the state of the diaper and soon bouncing her. "Vell (y/n) left to ze store, because she didn't vant to be arguing vith me ze phone over what kind of formula I should get for her." Gilbert explained and Francis bounced the baby, who was gurgling. "Why didn't you call Antonio? He iz great with children."Francis said as he walked around. Gilbert just stared and face palmed. How did he forget one of his best friends was a kindergarten teacher. He got his phone and dialed Antonios number.
"Hola amigo! Do you need something?" the cheerful Spaniard greeted Gilbert when he answer the phone. "Toni, I need help with unt baby and I-" Gilbert started, but before he got to finish, the door bell rang, and he answered it. And there was Antonio, with a bright smile, and baby stuff. "Vhat the duce?! How ze hell did you get here so fast?! You live, like, a bagillion miles away!" Gilbert exclaimed as he shut his phone while Antonio let himself in and set the items down. "Amigo, I live only 5 minutes. And I was on my way home, so I came here." Antonio said and went to the living room. Francis was poking the babys cheek and laughing when the baby squeaked. "Aw, ze baby is so cute. Almost as cute as Feliciano and Lovino." Francis commented. The baby then started crying. "Vhat ze hell did you do francy! She stopped crying and now she's screaming!" Gilbert exclaimed as he tried to figure out how the baby worked.
~your POV~
I pushed the cart around the store. I was in the baby isle, since the baby needed formula. Geez, just because I was free my sister thinks she can give me her baby while she goes out. I had plans to spend the day with Gilbert. But anyways, looking through and finding it was simple. Which is why I made Gilbert stay, because I just knew, he'd be calling and asking, and I would get frustrated at him when I give him a complete description, and he still got the wrong one. I shook my head and got new bibs. "Hey, (y/n). Out shopping again?" a female voice said. I looked up and smiled. It was Elizabeta, and she was shopping. "Yeah, my sister left me with her baby for the day. And the baby had a little bit of formula, so I came and left Gil there." I explained, and she giggled, because I told her of the past few incidents that happened with Gilbert coming to the store. "That dunce might do something while you're gone." she said, I sighed in agreement, because it was Gilbert. "Listen (y/n), i'll take you for lunch. Since I know you need it." Liz said, and I knew saying no wasn't an option, so I agreed and we kept shopping.
~back to Gilbert~
"Ok, attach, A to slot D. And I zhink you have to twist somezhing." Gilbert said, as he instructed Francis and Antonio while they tried to assemble a new crib. "Is zis an IKEA crib?! Because zis is ridicule!" Francis stated as he held up a hammer and drill. Antonio was looking at the parts intently and slumped. "Amigos, lets stop, this is too much." he said. Gilbert was twisting and turning the instructions, trying to make sure he read them right. But they were the same. He wanted to prove to (y/n) that he could take care of the baby. Suddenly he smelled smoke, and looked, and the crib caught on fire. "How ze hell did zhis happen?!" Francis exclaimed and Antonio threw it out the window, and heard the neighbors yell in surprise. The trio shut the curtains and made it seem like nothing happened. "I've been wondering, why does ze baby 'ave duct tape on her diaper?" Francis asked, and Gilbert sweat dropped. "Just, just don't ask. Please. Ze awesome me isn't suppose to be the father of other vomens kids, except for my own awesome voman!" Gilbert said and pouted. "Ohohohoho, you are going to ask your cutie for her hand?" Francis said and chuckled as he handed the baby to Antonio. Antonio had a field day. "Aw, you are una nina bonita! So adorable. With your small nose, sparkly eyes and cute baby butt!"Antonio said, and the baby giggled. "How does he do zhat?!" Gilbert exclaimed and just face palmed. Soon enough, the door opened, and he heard the music of angels. "Gil, i'm home. And I brought food." he heard you say and then he was attached to your leg. "Mein got! (y/n)! It was horrible! Ze only way i'll live through it is if we have a gorgeous awesome baby!" he exclaimed and rubbed his face against your leg.
~your POV~
I blinked and looked into the living room. "Hola chica, I just dropped by to see the adorable baby." Antonio said to me as he waved while holding the baby in one arm. Francis waved as he arranged the baby toys. "Why am I not surprised, that I left Gil here alone but when I get home, you two are here." I said and face palmed. Leave it to Gilbert. But he's my idiot.
~2 years later~
"See Gil, you just needed practice." I said as I watched my husband rock our baby boy. "Ju know (y/n), have a mini awesome me, isn't half bad. But ze baby better not have mein spot at licking the spoon when you make brownies!" Gilbert said, and i giggled. Geez, being this guys wife is going to be very interesting no doubt.
I just stood in the door way, watching Gilbert just stare into the crib. I got my keys and purse, and made sure everything was where it should be. But knowing Gilbert, everything will be put in different places. "Gil, i'm leaving. I'll be back in an hour ok. Can you live that long?" I said to the albino Prussian and went to the door. I give the entrance to the living room one last glance and opened the door. "I'm leaving. No burning down the house!" I shouted as I walked out and shut the door then locking it.
~le time skip~
It was barely 5 minutes after you left, when the baby started crying. And Gilbert being inexperienced, was freaking ok. "S-stop crying baby! Ze awesome Gilbert is trying to think!", the baby stopped for a second and then started crying again, but louder. "Oh hell! Um, uh, baby! I order you to stop crying!" Gilbert said, the baby just cried. He picked up the baby and started bouncing it. The baby started to calm down a bit, but kept sniffling. Soon, a horrid smell greeted the Albinos nose. "Mein gott! Vat ze hell iz zhat smell?! Oh jesus! And i'm not even Christian!" Gilbert yelled as he held the baby away from him and set it down on the sofa. Gilbert looked around and found the baby bag, then got what was needed. He unfastened the small buttons and saw the atomic bomb. Gilbert rushed to the closet and got a gas mask and went back to the baby. He stood there and started to undo the diaper. "Oh so you are a mini frau huh? Well all the more reason to listen. Vomen can't resist ze awesome- Oh god! Stop spraying damn it!" Gilbert exclaimed as he lifted the baby girl a bit, and got sprayed but the golden shower. The baby cried and his shirt was soaked but he quickly changed her, and used duct tape to fasten the diaper.
After that, he set the baby down and ran upstairs and changed his shirt, he quickly washed his chest and put a new shirt. Gilbert trudged down stairs to the living room. The baby girl crying her eyes out, and screaming loudly. Gilbert did the only thing he could do, he sat in a corner cried like a girly boy. Gilbert sat in the corner, Gilbird flying in circles. The door bell rang and Gilbert shot up and opened it. "Francy pants! I need help with ze baby!" Before Francis could react, Gilbert pulled him in the house and to he living room. "Gilbert, since wen do you 'ave a baby?" Francis asked and picked up the baby, sweat dropping at the state of the diaper and soon bouncing her. "Vell (y/n) left to ze store, because she didn't vant to be arguing vith me ze phone over what kind of formula I should get for her." Gilbert explained and Francis bounced the baby, who was gurgling. "Why didn't you call Antonio? He iz great with children."Francis said as he walked around. Gilbert just stared and face palmed. How did he forget one of his best friends was a kindergarten teacher. He got his phone and dialed Antonios number.
"Hola amigo! Do you need something?" the cheerful Spaniard greeted Gilbert when he answer the phone. "Toni, I need help with unt baby and I-" Gilbert started, but before he got to finish, the door bell rang, and he answered it. And there was Antonio, with a bright smile, and baby stuff. "Vhat the duce?! How ze hell did you get here so fast?! You live, like, a bagillion miles away!" Gilbert exclaimed as he shut his phone while Antonio let himself in and set the items down. "Amigo, I live only 5 minutes. And I was on my way home, so I came here." Antonio said and went to the living room. Francis was poking the babys cheek and laughing when the baby squeaked. "Aw, ze baby is so cute. Almost as cute as Feliciano and Lovino." Francis commented. The baby then started crying. "Vhat ze hell did you do francy! She stopped crying and now she's screaming!" Gilbert exclaimed as he tried to figure out how the baby worked.
~your POV~
I pushed the cart around the store. I was in the baby isle, since the baby needed formula. Geez, just because I was free my sister thinks she can give me her baby while she goes out. I had plans to spend the day with Gilbert. But anyways, looking through and finding it was simple. Which is why I made Gilbert stay, because I just knew, he'd be calling and asking, and I would get frustrated at him when I give him a complete description, and he still got the wrong one. I shook my head and got new bibs. "Hey, (y/n). Out shopping again?" a female voice said. I looked up and smiled. It was Elizabeta, and she was shopping. "Yeah, my sister left me with her baby for the day. And the baby had a little bit of formula, so I came and left Gil there." I explained, and she giggled, because I told her of the past few incidents that happened with Gilbert coming to the store. "That dunce might do something while you're gone." she said, I sighed in agreement, because it was Gilbert. "Listen (y/n), i'll take you for lunch. Since I know you need it." Liz said, and I knew saying no wasn't an option, so I agreed and we kept shopping.
~back to Gilbert~
"Ok, attach, A to slot D. And I zhink you have to twist somezhing." Gilbert said, as he instructed Francis and Antonio while they tried to assemble a new crib. "Is zis an IKEA crib?! Because zis is ridicule!" Francis stated as he held up a hammer and drill. Antonio was looking at the parts intently and slumped. "Amigos, lets stop, this is too much." he said. Gilbert was twisting and turning the instructions, trying to make sure he read them right. But they were the same. He wanted to prove to (y/n) that he could take care of the baby. Suddenly he smelled smoke, and looked, and the crib caught on fire. "How ze hell did zhis happen?!" Francis exclaimed and Antonio threw it out the window, and heard the neighbors yell in surprise. The trio shut the curtains and made it seem like nothing happened. "I've been wondering, why does ze baby 'ave duct tape on her diaper?" Francis asked, and Gilbert sweat dropped. "Just, just don't ask. Please. Ze awesome me isn't suppose to be the father of other vomens kids, except for my own awesome voman!" Gilbert said and pouted. "Ohohohoho, you are going to ask your cutie for her hand?" Francis said and chuckled as he handed the baby to Antonio. Antonio had a field day. "Aw, you are una nina bonita! So adorable. With your small nose, sparkly eyes and cute baby butt!"Antonio said, and the baby giggled. "How does he do zhat?!" Gilbert exclaimed and just face palmed. Soon enough, the door opened, and he heard the music of angels. "Gil, i'm home. And I brought food." he heard you say and then he was attached to your leg. "Mein got! (y/n)! It was horrible! Ze only way i'll live through it is if we have a gorgeous awesome baby!" he exclaimed and rubbed his face against your leg.
~your POV~
I blinked and looked into the living room. "Hola chica, I just dropped by to see the adorable baby." Antonio said to me as he waved while holding the baby in one arm. Francis waved as he arranged the baby toys. "Why am I not surprised, that I left Gil here alone but when I get home, you two are here." I said and face palmed. Leave it to Gilbert. But he's my idiot.
~2 years later~
"See Gil, you just needed practice." I said as I watched my husband rock our baby boy. "Ju know (y/n), have a mini awesome me, isn't half bad. But ze baby better not have mein spot at licking the spoon when you make brownies!" Gilbert said, and i giggled. Geez, being this guys wife is going to be very interesting no doubt.
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......wut if he lost all of the spoons o3o